"I never said most of the things I said."

- Yogi Berra

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see."

- Arthur Schopenhauer

"Deja Vu All Over Again"

- Yogi Berra

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."

- Yogi Berra

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

- Yogi Berra

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

- Yogi Berra

"We're lost, but we're making good time."

- Yogi Berra

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."

- Yogi Berra

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

- Yogi Berra

"Its getting late early"

- Yogi Berra

"You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left."

- Yogi Berra

"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."

- Yogi Berra

"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."

- Yogi Berra

"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."

- Yogi Berra

"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."

- Yogi Berra

"He must have made that before he died."

- Yogi Berra

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

- Yogi Berra

"It's not too far; it just seems like it is."

- Yogi Berra

"Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head."

- Yogi Berra

"Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse."

- Nassim Taleb

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."

- Yogi Berra

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