"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

"If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else."

- Yogi Berra

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

- Yogi Berra

"It ain't over 'til it's over."

- Yogi Berra

"The future ain't what it used to be."

- Yogi Berra

"When you come to a fork in the road take it."

- Yogi Berra

"Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded."

- Yogi Berra

"Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight."

- Yogi Berra

"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."

- Yogi Berra

"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."

- Yogi Berra

"90% of the game is half mental."

- Yogi Berra

"I never said most of the things I said."

- Yogi Berra

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."

- Yogi Berra

"Deja Vu All Over Again"

- Yogi Berra

"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."

- Yogi Berra

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

- Yogi Berra

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

- Yogi Berra

"We're lost, but we're making good time."

- Yogi Berra

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."

- Yogi Berra

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

- Yogi Berra

"Its getting late early"

- Yogi Berra

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